Evil!
Dr. Laserbrain has just been told of the failure of all his hired villains, and in response he kills the messenger (literally at the end of the song) while also taking the time to do a flashy number about how evil he is.
Laserbrain: Who am I? WHO AM I?! I’M DR. LASERBRAIN!
You dare ask the name of the exemplar of evil?
You’re a fool not to know of my esteem.
My cruelty knows no limits, I’m vicious to the bone,
I dance to the sound of people scream!
Pulls out his remote and presses a button while doing a jig. A horrific scream is hear offstage.
You’ve failed me once, and only once!
I will not tolerate defeat!
Prepare to pay the Laserbrain way!
And beg for mercy on your knees!
Chorus
Wicked evil! x4
Hilda: Dr. Laserbrain, your orbital laser is back online!
Laserbrain: Oh, capital! Hilda, calibrate the coordination systems. Ray, hold this cretin until I’m ready to deal with him.
Ray: Doing what doctor says gives Ray candy! (tackles the messanger)
A map of the world comes down.
Laserbrain
There’s a village in Taiwan, I think I’d like to see it gone,
so let my laser fire, HILDA NOW!
I don’t like Canada on the map,
I want to give that place a ZAP!
Let it burn in my ultra-laser’s path!
Hilda: We serve Herr Doctor Laserbrain to ensure his Laser reich will reign.
Ray: The Doctor is my bestest friend! I’ll follow him to the very end!
Laserbrain
My minions are correct in being on my side!
They’ll be handsomely rewarded when humanity has fried!
Manical laughter.
I torture my victims with an array of grusome tools,
until they say uncle. SAY IT!
Puts the messenger in a headlock.
Messenger: Uncle!
Laserbrain
I have no regard for Geneva rules,
the U. N. can kiss my evil butthole.
No man or beast can match my malice.
Not Cthulu or the wicked witch!
Not Hannibal Lecter, or Norman Bates!
Even Satan …is my bitch.
When all is done, I will have won!
The world will be within my grasp!
Obama will bow to the Laserbrain crown!
And none will stand in my-
Ray: But doctor, what about Uberman?
Laserbrain: Uberman…Uberman will not live to see the rise of my reign. I’ll squash him like the bug he is.
Uberman is but a kink in my plans.
Just a minuscule pest, who will perish with the rest!
Every person I’ll oppress.
Every law I will transgress.
This Uberman will scream,
At the hands of my regime!.
And then I’ll reign supreme!
Shoots the messenger. Lights out.
